Mum noticed this in the death notices in today’s Advertiser. Being April 1st, I’m suspicious as to its authenticity, but there’s a notice at the top of the page saying that notices aren’t accepted unless they’re verified with the Funeral Director’s Association or something.
I refuse to believe this person ever existed. Because that name can NOT be serious.
(Apologies if they did… But still, it’s funny.)
Edit: Well, it seems that the signs are pointing to this person actually existing… I don’t know what the fuck. Just google her name.
Good Lord. 😦