half goon half god

More Sausage Violence!

In Uncategorized on September 15, 2007 at 11:45 pm

I TOLD YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN!

PRISON INMATES THROW SAUSAGE TEMPER TANTRUM

PRISONERS in a county jail in New Mexico have gone on a rampage, breaking toilets and windows, after being told they would be allowed only one sausage at dinner.

Jail officials said around 33 inmates threw a “temper tantrum”, yelling and banging on their doors when told about the sausage rationing.

The jail was locked down and additional officers called to restore control.

Warden Jann  Gartman said the other 300-plus prisoners accepted the meal without incident.

(from news.com.au)

Sausages cause violence! I will not stop until this madness is put to an end! THE REVOLUTION STARTS NOW!

Sausage

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  1. you may be onto something. Perhaps you should write a letter to the Prime Minister? The UN?

    Bono?

    halfgoon: I think we all know that Bono loves the sausage NOT LIBEL!

  2. Please, please, please remember that news.com.au is complete and utter crap. It’s as reliable as the Enquirer. It advertised (and subsequently caused 1000 gossip sites to advertise) that Paris Hilton was disowned by her grandfather a few weeks ago. It also, if I recall, advertised that William Shatner died, at one point.

    I forget what the other bullshit articles were, but there’s been more than a few that I’ve looked at suspiciously and haven’t shown to be true over a few days of googling to confirm.

    It’s utter shit.

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