half goon half god

How to “Totally win at life” according to Hannah

In Uncategorized on February 19, 2007 at 12:42 pm

This is possibly the funniest thing I have ever read (on the Internet at least).

It’s a story by a 17 year old girl in Sydney, who, though apparently smart, is such an incredible nutcase that she often has trouble spelling the word ‘I’.

This is just a small sample of her work:

Shanty alwayz went to skool she dreamt of graduating and becoming a tikker. I woz not sure if she would work with little children as she loved bakon so much but she told me that if she gave them maraguana and coocane they would be eazy peezy. I luved Shanty she woz alwayz thinkin ahead of everyone else.

Click here for the entire thread (on forums.somethingawful.com). Make sure you listen to the audio as well. It will make you lose all faith in humanity.

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  1. that is odd…

    that is very, very odd.

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