Just what is the reason for screening this – ‘So You Think You Can Dance’? It’s been on for about half an hour so far, and I have seen about 5 minutes of dancing. One guy attempted to perform what looked like star jumps while wearing red track pants, then said that his name is ‘Sex’. No, mate, you are not. You are ‘starjump-trackpants’.
Actually, that’s not such a bad name. Hell, there’s a ‘Spongebob Squarepants’. Why not ‘Starjump Trackpants’? It makes just as much sense.
ONE GUY JUST SAID THAT HE ‘OOZES FANTASTICISMS’!!!!! HIS FIRST WORDS TO THE JUDGES WERE ‘WHERE DO I PUT MY MINK?’!!!!! Then he squirmed around for a minute before the judges told him that he was shite. Dude can’t dance.
Anyway, I finished my essay this afternoon. I relaxed with a beer, a pack of doritos, and a copy of The Chaser’s War On Everything vol 2. Brilliant. Made even better by a barbeque dinner.
Some days are just awesome.