Death Notice
Mum noticed this in the death notices in today’s Advertiser. Being April 1st, I’m suspicious as to its authenticity, but there’s a notice at the top of the page saying that notices aren’t accepted unless they’re verified with the Funeral Director’s Association or something.
(click the image to read.)
I refuse to believe this person ever existed. Because that name can NOT be serious.
(Apologies if they did… But still, it’s funny.)
Edit: Well, it seems that the signs are pointing to this person actually existing… I don’t know what the fuck. Just google her name.
Good Lord. 
April 1, 2008 at 8:26 pm
Trust you to insult the world’s last living dinosaur when she died. Offensive.
halfgoon: yeah, well, she should have thought about that before choosing to extend her life to ridiculous extremes, outside the realms of acceptable science.
April 1, 2008 at 8:48 pm
nice.
Soon as they bury her, though, there’ll be blokes from the museum around digging her up.
April 1, 2008 at 10:15 pm
I blame the parents! It’s like your surname being Christmas & calling your daughter Mary…
April 2, 2008 at 12:23 am
Hahah, yeah, that has to be a joke. The top notice contains the word “bestest”… argh.
April 4, 2008 at 12:11 am
hey,
just letting you know i tagged you in an 8 things about me thingy…
http://www.fulltimecasual.com/fulltime-casual/8-random-facts-2
pete.